inspiring innovation, installing batteries backwards, interacting, intermittent music and artistic diversions, interrobanging, ironic YOLOing, jesting bawdily, joshing, judging book covers, juggling, jumping the gun, jumping to conclusions, just standing there mumblin',  a-fumblin', keepin' my day job (as recommended), keeping an eye out for gutter cat, keeping an eye out for Icelandic sea monster Lagarfljotsormur, keeping anima sana in corpore sano, keeping busy doing something close to nothing but different than the day before, keeping everything Jake, keeping my cool, keeping my opinions on forced perspective techniques to myself, keeping the peace, keeping the secret to a meaningful life, keeping things in perspective, keeping up appearances, kicking habbits, knowing my onions, lateral thinking, laughing in the face of danger, leaning into success, leaving a mark, leaving things at sixes and sevens, letting chips fall where they may, letting people know I was in a zone, letting the spirit move me, leveling up, living a blissful existence, living on the edge, living the dream, living unscripted, logging in, lolloping like a big brown bear, looking addled for my before picture, looking at things in a different light, looking for the bare necessities, looking for the bare necessities - the simple bare necessities, looking for the haystack I put my needle in, looking for things I misplaced, looking for things I neatly put away, looking for words that rhyme with orange, looking guilty by looking innocent, looking things up in my Funk and Wagnalls, losing focus, losing my cool, losing my hair, losing my sense of direction, losing the plot, lowering the boom, making bad calls, making blank points, making examples of, making executive decisions, making fun of commercials, making impact statements, making intentional mistakes to avoid tempting the devil, making it my business, making simple look complicated, making sure all systems are go, making sure I can easily identify Shinola, making sure I wasn't the one walking backwards when helping move a large object, making sure if it's not one thing it's another, making sure what you see is what you get, mangling metaphors, manufacturing mindless cliché’s, marginalizing probability, masquerading as my evil twin from an alternate universe, maximizing molecular comedy, meandering, measuring monetary value of things by the number of slinkies you could buy, measuring success, measuring unfueled hypnotic susceptibility, meditating on my obsessions, mentioning things en passant, migrating, mimicking, minding my p's & q's, minimizing, misbehaving, miscommunicating, misfitting, misinterpreting, mismanaging, misremembering, missing points, mistranslating acronyms, misusing the word etymology to change it's meaning, mixing metaphors, mobilizing ideas, mocking moof milkers, moderating frank discorus, mondegreening lyrics to old rock songs, motivating collective intelligence, mowing patterns parallel to that of my neighbors lawn, mucking about, muddling through, multitasking, narrating chipmunk schemes, nesting, never troubling troubles unless or until trouble troubled me, new word developementization, not tweeting or re-tweeting, noticing, opposing phyllotactic spirals, optimizing with a YAGNI attitude, opting out, over engineering, over reacting, over thinking, overstating underappreciation, parsing, paying blue book, peeking, pellucid and verbose defence of sesquipedalian loquaciousness, peppering my stories with attic salt, perceiving experimental haptics in virtual environments, perfecting asymmetrical facial expressions, perfecting last seconditus, performing, peripherally leveling up, pestering, planning to show how sometimes doing nothing increases my productivity but never actually doing it, playing a mediocre Purdie Shuffle, playing air-tuba to the muzak in elevators, playing favorites, playing party records, playing the blues, playing the cards I was dealt, playing with marbles, pointing-and-clicking, poking fun, polarizing, pondering being the thought leader, post-it note graffiti, pouring perfect pancakes, practicing brevity and clarity, practicing phlyarology, practicing sprezzatura, pragmatically defending seriously misguided feckless ideological notions, praising petrichor, predicting happiness, predicting obvious outcomes, prescribing placebos for humdudgeons, pressing my luck, presupposing, pretending, prevising, prioritizing, proclaiming wowzers, promoting being the snake's hips - the kipper's knickers - the eel's ankle - the monkey's eyebrows, promoting idiotic listicles, promoting morality, protecting steel against rust by bluing, providing the seitensatz, proving concepts, puddle jumping, pulling push brooms, pushing in all the stops, pushing the boundaries of intertextuality, putting a deep snap in my hat, putting feathers in caps, putting it right in the ol' pickle barrel, putting my own spin on charcuterie board design, putting Red Fred in the shed, putting the hammer down, putting too fine a point on things, putting up my dukes, putting very little thoughts into things, questioning authority, quickly pretending I was just scratching my stomach when caught playing air banjo, quoting Yoda, raising expectations, raising my eyebrow like Spock, rankling like a cankle, reacquiring recklessly released krakens, reading out loud (whispering the parts in parenthesis), reasoning under uncertainty, recklessly speaking in riddles, reclaiming, reconciling focused neutrality, recontextualizing, recovering, recreating Devil's Tower in mashed potatoes, redacting, refining my vision, refraining from using janus words, regulating chaos, releasing curses on the world, relentless caviling, reminding the kids we are not the Rockefellers, renewing, repeating history, repeating hysterical inaccuracies, replying to requests saying "by your command" in my best Cylon (circa 1980) voice, requiring MacGuffins, researching quality internet studies, resisting temptation, restating for clarification, resting assured that life would go on beyond the palisades, rethinking probabilistic identifiers, retracting, retracting redactions, revealing less than accurate slightly skewed chronicles of my life to the kids, revectoring focus, revenge bedtime procrastination, reversing charges, reversing myself on always being backward-compatible, reviving moxie mixology, revving on the red line, rhyming with no reason, riding into the danger zone, rising above the noise and confusion just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion, risk managing, rockin' down the highway, rolling the dice, rolling with changes, ruminating, runnin' against the wind, running a complex bait and switch on neighborhood squirrels, running all the traps, running amok, running calling wildfire, running for the roses, running through happy cabbage, running with scissors, rushing in where angels fear to tread, sarcastically saying good luck with that, saving face, saving up things to only do once during the next blue moon, saying "Just sayin'", saying things in a more difficult way than it is to do them, scheduling, schmoozing, scratching in my easy chair, scratching in second gear, scribbling, scrunching, scrutinizing, scurryfunging, seeing alligators later as opposed to sooner, seeing spots, seeing the world through my own knot hole, seeking comfort amidst chaos, seizing the day, selling pancakes at flat earthers conventions, sensing empiricism, separating the wheat from the chaff, shake,  rattle,  & rolling, shaking it off, shaping the future, sharing a little known and uncanny ability to whistle many popular guitar solos, sharing quiet moments, shouting "Wolverines" at passing helicopters, shouting “it's all over but the shouting!”, sidestepping the pleasure principle, silencing critics, singing Babalu, sitting here watching the wheels go round and round, skedaddling, skipping to the end, skylarking, slip slidin' away, slipping into torpor, slowing my roll, smiling back at blue skies, snacking, sneezing even in the absence of anything to be sneezed at, sniffing out perpetrators, soldiering on, sondering, sorting, sounding glib, spanning, speaking many a true word in jest, speaking neologisticly, spilling beans, spinning yarns, splintering into irreconcilable realities, spontaneous cross partition dodecaphony, spreading phonus balonus, staging my own "ted talks" presentations for the pets, standing between the devil and the deep blue sea, standing too long with the refrigerator door open, staying in when it's monkeys outside, steering clear of obviously hell bound hand baskets, stewing, stirring, stone's throw trekking, storyscaping with buzz words, straying from the herd, stretching the truth, striving to be boombdiggity, suffering borborygm, suffering fools sadly, suggesting alternate endings, suggesting horses for courses to get it right, summarily dismissing, summarizing with the phrase it is what it is, supercharging my resume with action verbs, super-imposing, supposing, surrounding myself with my wits, surviving resistentialism, sustaining metaphysical productivity in a virtual world, swilling the planters with bumbo, takin' it to the streets, taking credit, taking midnight trains goin' anywhere, taking prolixity to the next level, taking the path less traveled, taking things personally, tapping, teaching self-hypnosis techniques using the disk defragmenter action pane and the Man of La Mancha soundtrack, tellin' it to the birds, telling it like it is, telling people I'm already gone, telling people these aren't the droids you're looking for, telling people they can’t handle the truth!, telling the science editor "no comet", telling whoppers, tessellating shapes, testing limits, testing patience, testing strength, testing the waters, thinking something is remarkable when in fact it is marginally markable at best, throwing serious shade, throwing shapes, tickling peoples fancies, tolerating humbug candy, tootsie-roll sculpting, tracking shipments, tracking the bluebird of happiness, traipsing about, transforming the transactional, translating the classics into grammelot, treading on thin ice, trending unnecessary spin-offs, tricking mood rings, tricking the dog with an invisible ball, triplicating entendre, tripping, tripping the light fantastically, trying to be more like Hank Kimble (from Green Acres), trying to keep it around the ol' double-nickel, turning blue, turning corners, turning laudatory exclamations into sarcasm by the tone of my voice, turning left, turning off the lights, turning tables, turning up out of the blue, turtle collecting, TV remote control controlling, twistin' the night away, underestimating Hot Tamales candy, unnecessary rhyming, unnecessary transliteration, unsulting, updating, upsetting apple carts, using access to low level graphical primitives to make interface objects that have new perceivable affordances, using cookies as the utensil to eat ice cream, using custom query parameters to determine goal conversion rates with a tracking code in an asynchronous snippet to display significant changes in data patterns, using inference verbs as quotative frame in argumentative colloquial phrases, using PGP on files containing PHI, using prospective hindsight to confound future success, using rhyming greetings at high level meetings, using self-deprecating humor to entertain morons, using unknown knowns to deconstruct my own knowability hypothesis, vaccinating for pac-man fever, vertical mustering, visual storytelling by means of the Kuleshov effect, voting against the candidate I want to lose instead of for the one I want to win, walking in the shade with my blues on parade, watching bloopers, watching for bumpkins in rural settings, waxing philodoxically, wearing frumpy clothes, wearing my heart on my sleave, wearing thin, wearing unfamiliar pants, weathering a tempest in a teapot, weathering forecasted impact days, whisking, whispering in the sounds of silence, whistling Dixie, whistling in the wind, whistling past graveyards, winding down, winding up, wishing this summer wind would bring back paradise, wondering what the big deal is about Jessie's girl, working like a charm, working on my wave, wrangling with analysis paralysis, believing nothing is impossible if you’re asking the right animated mouse.